This kid has been staring at a picture of broccoli for about 15 minutes now
He keeps zooming in and out and looking over every branch
Finals week has really taken a lot out of some people
(via ipoog)
so my mom needed a dress for a wedding so she went to neiman marcus and tried this on and sneaked some pictures
then she showed them to my grandmother and with almost a 50 year sewing career she made an exact replica of the dress for her
no one tops my grandma tbh
Speechless
!!!!!!!!!!!
Is your grandma’s name Kanaya Maryam?
(via tardisfetchmodus)
what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
good nitrogen
sleep tightrogen
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
1.1 billion dollar website
(via pageofspaceofuchiha)
getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality
(Source: toocooltobehipster, via mr-radical)
hotels can’t be boring to me
they’re just fun
even if i’m sitting in the room watching tv or riding the elevator or sleeping it’s just fun for some reason like they’re average every day things but in a hotel everything is way more amusing and interesting and just simply being in a hotel is fun to me and i don’t understand
(via sircuddlebuns)
when ur crush gets a haircut and u realize you only ever liked them for their hair
one of my friends noticed a mosquito had landed on his bicep so he flexed and the rush of blood to his biceps muscle filled up the mosquito so much it exploded and to this day it’s one of the most badass things I’ve ever heard
(via brenna-rosee)
is nobody going to talk about this painting
i mean those men are just casually rIDING THEIR BEARDS NBD
never mind them, i’m more concerned about the guy kidnapping a woman with his beard
women belong in the kitchen. men belong in the kitchen. everyone belongs in the kitchen. kitchen has food
(via princess-john-egbert)
